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Annie (reading email message/replying to email):
‘What’s he like?’
Oh. ‘Argentinian …tall … handsome.’
‘Oh, wow, fantastic! A new boyfriend for you maybe!’ [Laughs/sneezes]
‘Maybe, but don’t tell Bridget!’

Bridget:
Hector please, call me Gigi.

Annie:
Oh Hector, call me Gigi.
Oh.
(sending email) ‘Must go. More news later. A.’

Bridget:
Is Hector still asleep?

Annie:
Yep.

Bridget:
Aah.
Hector, wakey-wakey.
Come on, rise and shine.

(Hector makes snoring noises)

Annie:
Sweet!

Bridget:
Oh, good morning. (Sneezes)

Hector:
Oh, good morning. (Sneezes)

Annie:
Uh, no, no, no, good morning, ah-ah-ah.

Hector:
Good morning, ah-ah-ah.

Annie:
No Hector, I have a cold.

Bridget:
And so have I.

Hector:
Oh you have a cold, Bridget.

Bridget:
Yes, I have a cold.

Annie:
Yes, we have a cold, so let’s begin again.
Good morning.

Hector:
Good morning.

Bridget:
Oh never mind.
Hector, would you like some …
… New pyjamas?

Hector:
Mmm?

Bridget:
Hector, please excuse me for a moment.
Annie, bathroom. Now!

Hector:
Good morning.

NICK
Good morning.
Is it fancy dress?

Hector:
Fancy dress?
Yes.

NICK
Oh, nice.
Hey, nice car, ay.

Hector:
I have this car at home.

NICK
Wow, you have this car at home.

Hector:
Ahm.

NICK
Girls must love you.

Hector:
Girls, no.

NICK
No?
Hector, can I tell you something?

Hector:
OK.

NICK
The car looks good.

Hector:
Ah-ay.

NICK
Ay.
So you must look good too! Ha-hmm?

Hector:
I look good!

NICK
No.
You don’t look good.
But I can help.

Hector:
OK!

NICK
OK!

Bridget:
Hector’s clothes are awful!

Annie:
Oh, they’re so old fashioned!

Bridget:
I know, I’ll take him shopping.

Annie:
But Bridget you’re so busy that I’ll take him shopping.

Bridget:
No, it’s all right, I’ll take him shopping.

Annie:
But there’s no problem, I’ll take him shopping.

Bridget:
I said I’ll take him shopping!!

(Sound of sneezing)

NICK
You need, you need a – oh hi, babe!

Bridget:
Oh it’s you, Nick.

Annie:
Oh hi, Nick.

NICK
Hector has asked me what clothes to wear.

Bridget:
Yeah, right.

NICK
You need a look, like on a fast bike.

Bridget:
No, no, no, no, Hector, don’t listen to Nick, listen to me.

Hector:
OK.

Bridget:
You need a designer look.

Annie:
No, no, no, Hector, that’s not for you.
You need, you need a cowboy look.

NICK
No, no, a leather jacket.

Bridget:
A bandanna and a vest.

Annie:
A denim shirt.

NICK
A motor bike!

Bridget:
Designer!

Annie:
Cowboy!

Hector:
Ah, stop!!
OK, I will go shopping.

Bridget:
What?

Annie:
On your own?

NICK
But – you need us!

Hector:
Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Annie:
How?
What will you say?

Hector:
Erm …

NICK
It’s OK, leave it to me.
I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer.

Hector:
Uh?

NICK
This is a shop.
I sell, you buy.

Hector:
Oh, OK.
Oh, ding-dong.
Good morning.

NICK
Good morning!
Can I help you?

Hector:
Yes.
I … I …

NICK
I would like …

Hector:
I would like … a jacket, please.

NICK
Trousers.

Hector:
Uh?

NICK
I would like a pair of trousers please.

Hector:
Oh, I would like a pair of trou-sers please.
– And a shirt.

NICK
No. shoes.
I would like a pair of shoes, please.

Hector:
I would like a pair of shoes, please.
And a cat for my head.

NICK
I think you mean a hat.

Hector:
Eh?

NICK
This is a cat!

Hector:
(Laughs)
A cat for my head!

Annie:
Hector, come shopping with me.

Bridget:
Or me.

Annie:
No, me.

Bridget:
He’s my pen friend!

NICK
All right!
Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little bit each
I will go to the shoe shop.

Annie:
And I will go to the clothes shop.

Bridget:
No, I’ll go to the clothes shop!

Annie:
OK, I’ll just buy the shirt.

Bridget:
I’ll buy the trousers!

NICK
Good! Hah!

Hector:
Good.

Annie:
Right, let’s go!
Oh, no, I completely forgot!
We need, eggs, lemons and dog food.

Oh, it’s all right, I’ll do it on line later.

Hector:
Eggs, lemon, dog food.

Annie:
Oh well done, Hector.

Bridget:
Bye Hector.
Oh and don’t answer the phone, it might be the tarantula.

Hector:
OK.

NICK
Bye Hector, be good.
And if you can’t be good, be careful.
Ha-ha.

Hector:
Eh?

NICK
Never mind!

Annie (sending email):
‘Nadia I have a cold.
Bridget has a cold and Hector has …’

Bridget:
… New pyjamas.

Annie (sending email):
‘Terrible pyjamas.
Oh, you should see them Nadia.
They are so funny!’

Bridget (sending email):
‘Hi, sweetie.
I wanted to buy Hector some new clothes on my own.’
I’ll take him shopping.
‘But Annie and Nick said they wanted to shop for Hector as well.
So guess what?
We’re all going shopping for Hector.’

NICK
Me, you and you can go shopping for Hector, a little bit each.

Bridget (sending email):
‘What will he look like?’

NICK [sending email]
‘And Annie thinks Hector needs a cowboy look.’

Annie:
He needs a cowboy look!

NICK [sending email]
But I think he needs a biker look like me!
Yeah!

NICK
You need a look, like on a fast bike!

Hector:
Good morning sir.
I would like a cat for my head!
Oh, room service.
Hello, I would like an egg for my head, ha-ha!
Lemons for my head!

(Intercom buzzes)

Hector:
Oh, dog food for my head.

Landlady (Speaking on intercom):
Who’s that?

Hector:
Aah!
The tarantula!

Landlady Speaking on intercom]
I said, who’s that?

HECTOR
Hello.

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Where’s Bridget?

Hector:
Erm, where is Bridget?
Me, I am Bridget.

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
I don’t believe you.

Hector:
Yes, I have a cold! [Sneezes]

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Oh, I’m sorry.

Hector:
[Sneezes]
Oh, thank you. [Sneezes]

Dog barks

HECTOR
Ssh!
Charlie!

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Is that a dog?

Hector:
No, no, it is not a dog, … Annie has a cold also!

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Oh, poor Annie.

Hector:
Thank you.
[Sneezes]
Now goodbye!
[Sneezes]
Oh, oh ole!
I am Hector, I speak Englis …
Eggs, lemons, dog food.
Eggs, lemons, dog food.

Hector:
Oh hi, [erm] good, good afternoon Annie.

Annie:
Good afternoon Hector.
I bought this for you.

Hector:
Oh, what is it?

Annie:
Try it on.

Hector:
Eh?

Annie:
TRY IT ON!

Hector:
TRY IT ON?
Oh, try it on!
Oh, ah.

Bridget:
Where’s Hector?

Annie:
In the bathroom.

Bridget:
Good.
I’ll give this to him.

Annie:
It’s OK, I’ll give it to him!

Bridget:
No, it’s all right.

(Sound of knocking on door)

Bridget:
Hector …

Annie:
Hector …

Bridget:
I’ve got something for you.

Hector:
Oh, OK.
Come in.

Bridget:
Spoil sport!

NICK
Hector!
Hector!

Hector:
Hello.

NICK
Here are your clothes, you will look so cool.

Hector:
Cool?

NICK
Co-ol.

Hector:
Cool!

NICK
Nice melons!

Bridget:
Melons?
Who are those from?

Annie:
Ah, I think Hector has been shopping online.
Oh, I’m really thirsty, I need a drink.

Bridget:
But we don’t need any melons!

Annie:
Well he did try!
And he bought some eggs.
Yeah, just a few.

NICK (sending email)
‘Yo Dan!
Hector did the shopping today.’
Nice melons.
‘He bought one hundred and forty four eggs.’

Annie:
Just a few.

NICK
‘And ten melons instead of ten lemons.’
What an idiot.
Ha!

Hector:
I would like some eggs please.
I would like some lemons please.
And oh, dog food for my head!
Ha, ha, ha, thank you!

Annie (sending email):
‘I went shopping for Hector today and bought him something really cool!
I cannot wait for him to try it on.’
ANNIE
TRY IT ON.

Bridget (sending email):
‘I went to the clothes shop and bought Hector a really trendy outfit!
He will look just like David Beckham!’

Bridget:
I’ve got something for you!

Annie:
So how did Hector do the shopping?
Ah-ha!
Hector ordered ten melons instead of ten lemons.
Oh, an easy mistake, he did try.

Bridget:
Yes, he did try.

NICK
And what about the eggs?

Annie:
OK, eggs.
You buy a dozen eggs, yeah.

NICK
Yep, a dozen is ten.

Bridget:
A dozen is twelve, stupid!

NICK
I know!

Annie:
Well Hector has put the number twelve here.

NICK
Well that’s OK, that’s one box.

Annie:
No, he ordered twelve boxes.

Bridget:
One hundred and forty four.

Annie:
Now, dog food.

NICK
Ha, ha, I can’t wait!

Hector:
OK, I’m ready!

NICK
We’re ready!

Bridget:
Enter!

Hector:
Do you like it?
Well?

Annie:
Ah [erm] I like the shirt.

Bridget:
I like the sarong.

NICK
I like the shoes.

Hector:
So, am I co-ol?

NICK, BRIDGET & Annie:
[Erm].

Hector:
No.
I’m not cool.

NICK, Bridget & Annie:
[Erm] no.

Hector:
So, I will go shopping.

NICK
Here we go again.
Hector! You can’t go out there on your own.
You went shopping on the Internet.

Hector:
Yes.

NICK
Ha-ha!
You ordered melons instead of lemons and too many eggs.
Have you ever been to a supermarket?

Hector:
No.
My …

NICK
Who are these?

Hector:
My …

NICK
… Servants.

Hector:
Yeah, my servants..

NICK
Servants.
Now I understand.

Bridget:
Come on Hector, I will teach you how to shop, Hector …

Annie:
‘Till you drop.
Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers.

Bridget:
And you are our customer!

Hector:
OK. [Clears throat]
Good afternoon.

Bridget:
Good afternoon!

Annie:
Can I help you sir?

Hector:
Eh?

Bridget:
What would you like to buy?

Hector:
Oh, I would like some …

Annie:
… Clothes!

Hector:
Yes, I would like some clothes, please.

Bridget:
What size?

Hector:
Eh?

Bridget:
What … size.

Hector:
I don’t know.

Bridget:
I’ll have to measure you then.
Arms up please.

Hector:
Eh?

Annie:
Arms up, please.

Hector:
Oh, arms up, please.

Bridget:
Chest.
Ooh! One hundred and twelve centimetres!

Annie:
Chest, one hundred and twelve centimetres.

Bridget:
And waist.
Eighty two centimetres.

Annie:
Waist, eighty two centimetres.

Bridget:
And … l-e-g!! (laughs) …

NICK
I’ll do that!

Bridget:
No, it’s OK!

NICK
(Clears throat)
Eight-ty seven centimetres!

Bridget:
Now, do you like these trousers?

Annie:
Do you like this shirt?

Hector:
Ye-es.

Bridget:
Good, that’s (erm) …
Five thousand pounds.

Hector:
OK.

Annie:
No, no, no Hector.
Five thousand pounds is, is … eight thousand dollars!

Hector:
Yeah.

Bridget:
It’s too much, it’s too expensive.

NICK
Not for Hector!

Hector:
So, I am ready to go shopping!
Ha ha!

Annie:
Good luck.

Bridget:
Yeah, good luck.

NICK
You’ll need it!

Bridget & ANNIE
[Sneezing]

Bridget:
Where’s my lemon drink, Nick?

Annie:
Nick, are there any more tissues?

NICK
All right, I’m coming as fast as I can!
OK.

Annie:
Oh, I feel awful.

Bridget:
Oh, me too.
Nothing will make me feel better.

Sound of knocking on door

Annie:
Oh, can you get that please Nick?

NICK
Oh, it’s only Hector.

HECTOR
Well, is it cool?

NICK
Wow, man! Well done!
You look great!

HECTOR
I would like a shirt, please.

Bridget:
Excellent!
Oh the clothes are super!

HECTOR
And a pair of trou-sers.

Annie:
Oh, you are clever, Hector!

HECTOR
And a pair of shoes, please! (Laughs)
I have been shopping!

(Sound of intercom)

Bridget:
Oh, I’ll get it.
Hello.

Landlady (Speaking on intercom):
It’s me.

BRIDGET
Oh, hello.
It’s the tarantula!
How are you?

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Fine, thank you.

Bridget:
Oh, good, good.

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
How’s your cold?

Bridget:
How’s my cold?
Well how did you know I have a cold?

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
You told me this morning.

HECTOR
Me, I am Bridget.

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
I don’t believe you.

HECTOR
Yes, I have a cold. [Sneezes]

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Oh, I’m sorry.

HECTOR
Thank you.
(Sneezes)

Bridget:
Yes, silly me!
I told you this morning.

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Why are four hundred tins of dog food here for Annie?

Bridget:
Pardon?
I don’t know.
… Well, how strange!

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Four hundred tins.

Bridget:
Yes, that’s a lot of tins.
Well I really don’t know.

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]
Can you ask Annie?

Bridget:
Yes, I’ll ask Annie, goodbye.
The tarantula said, why have four hundred tins of dog food downstairs?

Annie:
Four hundred tins?

NICK, Bridget & Annie:
Hector!!

COMMENTARY [v.o.]
Next time in EXTRA.
Annie goes dating on the Internet and so do Nick and Hector, but do they like their dates?

Extra – don’t miss it!

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